Never Judge A Book By Its Cover — Or You’ll Burn In Hell Probably
I wanted to take a moment to remind everyone (myself included) of some things that go against the word per the bible.
Shaving your beard or head (Lev 21:5),
cursing or blaspheming (re: “OMG,” Eph 5:4),
football on Saturdays (Exo 20:8),
eating lobster or pork (Lev 11:7 and 10),
Sabbath on Sundays (Thanks, Constantine),
gossip (Lev 19:16),
cotton-polyester blends (linen/wool, Lev 19:19),
speaking with, touching, or otherwise sharing space with women during their ‘monthly week of impurity.’ (Lev 15:19-20).
Oh. And the same way you’re supposed to stone homosexuals, you should also stone:
1) Women who are not virgins when married (Deutero 22:13-21),
2) adulterers (Deutero 22:23-24),
3) children who disobey their parents (Deutero 21:18-21),
4) those who break the sabbath [see above, re: Saturday] (Numb 15:32-56),
5) those who curse the King [read: President] (1 Kings 21:10)
A few notes in parting:
Women who never have children are damned to hell (1 Tim 2:15),
and Males are, pennies to pounds, worth more than females (Lev: 27:1-7 for the breakdown).
God once smote 70,000 Israelites for taking a census (1 Chron 21:1-14),
and just as God killed every living thing in Soddom and Gomorrah for acts of homosexuality in Genesis, all sexual immorality merits an eternity in flames (Jude 1:7).










